ALL IN A DAYS WORK ! !!

Work has been...well, lets just say, quite a mixed bag. Every morning I'm called into a different school ( could be Elementary, High, Middle). So the range is quite amusing .

I had a little 7 yr old ( they ALWAYS come in with a buddy who escorts the sick, hurt to Health Room). He was a little Japanese boy. Almost in tears. The "Aunty" in me comes out.

me: whats the matter baby?!

boy: Ryan, (sniff, sniff) hit me, and I...I need ( sniff sniff) a b.b.bb BANDAID!!

Oh the tears are FLOWIN NOW!!

me: OK, sit down...(pushing his hair out of his eyes) I'm gonna make it ALL BETTER!!!

boy: are you a Doctor?

escorting buddy: she's a NURSE!!

I'm giggling in the corner , as I get his bandaid.

THE CRYING STOPS....

boy: (with EXTREME devilish GRIN) oooohh, I LIKE NURSES!!!!

I immediately whip around, to see if that JUST came out of the mouth that was 7 & crying!!!!

me: yooooooouu DO??

boy:YEP! DOCTORS MAKE GRANDPA'S DIE!!!!

OMG!!!! I tried sooo hard not to laugh in his face. he was soo precious! He really thought he was now in good "hands" because I was NOT a DOCTOR!!!

The good thing with Elementary school...the kids are HONEST!! they don't know how to manipulate people with "fake" ailments to get out of class, or go home...when they come in...
they are what they are!!! I like that part of my job!!