What our Elementary kids are saying.....

As usual, a girl comes in with the "sore stomach". As she layes down, she becomes more "talkative".

Girl: "I had a fun B-day party this year!"

Me: "oh yeah, when's your Birthday?"

Girl: "August Twenty toonth" (22)


Another girl, 3rd grader comes in and is a DOLL. Beautiful features....high cheekbones, slightly slanted eyes ( with of course eye lashes that is hitting the top of her eyebrow...oh yea, and her eyes are green! Her name is Ocean.

I cleaned her wound.

Me: "You're soooo PRETTY!"

Girl: (very humbled) "Thank you"
her high cheek bones resemble Elvis Presley when she smiles.

Me: "What Nationality are you?"

She shrugs her shoulders..

Then it clicks..

Ocean: "My Mom is Korean....and my Dad is Hawaiian"

Beautiful mix...then she adds...

Ocean: " and my cat is.....Korean!"

Last but not least...two 4th graders in the room @ the same time...BIG MISTAKE!!

Boy #1: ( to boy # 2) I got bit by a fire ant!!

Boy #2: "Not!!! If you did you can get Diabetes!!!"

Do you remember Buckwheats face when he's scared??!!